Allen West Is Selling Freedom T-Shirts on His Website

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Remember Allen West? The former congressman and always defender of freedom who repped the 18 district by saying things such as "Women have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness" and called the Democratic Party a plantation and called President Obama a Marxist?

Of course you do.

But, and to show how much you remember him, Allen West is hoping you buy one of his supercool freedom T-shirts from his online store at freedomly sounding PatriotDepot.com.

See also: Allen West Wrote a Book With a Star Wars Title; Will Be Awesomest Book Ever

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Allen West Wrote a Book With a Star Wars Title; Will Be Awesomest Book Ever

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Allen West wrote a book. AND WE TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT.

No, really.

A book by Allen West has to be the most awesome thing to hit the literary world because how can it not be?

We're pretty sure it's a book filled with American flags, and Freedom Eagles, and parts where he punches terrorist-coddlers in the face and calls anyone who isn't remotely about conservative values out on their Nazi-Commie ways!

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Allen West Accused of Anti-Semitism, Is Out of Work (Again)

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Colonel Commie Hunter/Former Florida Congressman Allen West is out of a job. Again. And this time, it might be because he's being accused of anti-Semitism.

According to BuzzFeed, West is no longer at his right-wing gig at PJ Media after he allegedly got into an argument with a female employee, told her to shut up, and then said she was a "Jewish American Princess."

Allen West mistreating and verbally attacking a woman? INCONCEIVABLE!

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Five Reasons Allen West is Definitely Running for President in 2016

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Let's be honest: the political scene in this state is hurting. A real snoresville. Gone are the Tea Party glory days for 2010. Back then, any given morning might start with an outrageous comment or crime against human decency thanks to a Florida elected official. A lot of that stemmed out of then-Congressman Allen West.

But since his defeat in the last election cycle, it's been too quiet around here. Sure, beefing tough-guy style with college students is fun and all, but a true fringe figure needs a bigger platform. Which is why West will most definitely roll his GOP credentials into a stab at the White House in 2016. Here are five reasons why, cross-referenced with citations from the well-revered text on the subject, Procedures for Presidential Wannabes.

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Allen West May Run Against Marco Rubio in 2016 Primary

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It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won't rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016.

Yes, 2016 is three years away. And yes, that's a long time and anything can happen and, oh yeah, Obama is still president.

But that won't stop us mediafolk from talking about the next president of the United States because MEDIAFOLK.

But mainly, West versus Rubio?

BY JOVE, THIS IS A THING THAT MUST HAPPEN.

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Allen West Set to Launch "Deep Strike," but What Is It?

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"I give you DEEP STRIKE."
Former Tea Party posterboy Allen West has a deft touch when it comes to names. Sure, some of this is luck. First off, you've got his legal tag, a double-barrel insta-brand for a Republican legislator -- "Allen," reeking of everything rock-solid and GOPish about middle-management America; "West," with '90s summer blockbuster dash.

But Wild West has shown equal tack when it comes to dropping catchy, call-to-arms monikers on his own. Just last week, we told you about the title of his forthcoming book, "Dreams From My American Father" -- a direct body blow aimed at the commander in chief. And now, West has caught everyone's attention with the mysterious title of his latest venture, "Deep Strike." But what exactly is it?

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Allen West Hired By Fox News Finally!

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Frankly, Fox News, what took so damn long?

After months of doing pretty much nothing since he lost his re-election bid to patrick Murphy, Allen West has finally landed himself a job!

In the most obvious hiring of all time, West will become a Fox News contributor, the network announced on Thursday. Because what Fox News needs is more over-reactionary people bashing the president over every little thing he does.

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Allen West as Rick Scott's Lieutenant Governor? We Say Yes!

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Rick Scott may have opened the door to what would be quite the dynamic duo of derpness at the top. Scott told a Tampa-area radio station that he would be cool with considering former Rep. Allen West as his next lieutenant governor.

Actually, Scott basically just gave a polite answer when asked about Col. Commie Hunter, but that didn't stop local Democrats from flipping their lid and demanding donations to stop West from filling the vacant seat.

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Allen West Is Outraged That Obama Wants to Remember Dead American Workers

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Allen West is so mad. NAY. OUT. RAGED. at something President Barry Socialist OTrotsky did days ago that Col. West is just tweeting about his outrage today.

Because it's never too late for a heaping serving of FREEDOM STEAK!

Apparently, Obummer proclaimed April 28, 2013, Worker's Memorial Day, in honor of American workers who lost their lives on the job.

Pfffffffffft. Just like a socialist to side with the workers.

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FAU Trustee Angela Graham-West Explains Why She Felt Harassed; Students Call for Restraining Order Against Allen West

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Today former U.S. Rep. Allen West posted threatening-sounding messages on his Facebook and Twitter accounts, suggesting that Florida Atlantic University students had harassed his wife, Angela Graham-West, a trustee at the school.

This afternoon via phone, Graham-West explained what prompted his message.

"This all started out as an internal thing," she said. Several weeks ago -- before the deal for FAU to accept $6 million from private prison operator GEO Group in exchange for stadium naming rights was cancelled -- two male students "with some group called 'Owlcatraz' entered my office talking about all kinds of crazy stuff, like how I should resign from the board."

Graham-West, who was formerly a business professor at Kansas State University, said they told her secretary "a story" to get past the front desk and entered her office uninvited and without an appointment.



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