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|Rep. Allen Bernard West|
Welcome to the age of Twilight, where 22-year-old Josephine Smith thinks she's a vampire and allegedly bit a 69-year-old homeless man sleeping outside a Hooters restaurant.
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office Josephine Smith
According to an arrest affidavit from the St. Petersburg Police Department, the elderly gentleman was sleeping outside the Hooters around midnight yesterday when Smith got on top of him and said, "I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you."
That's when the cops say Smith began to bite the man.
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