Ah Twitter. It's the place you go to tell your followers what you're having for lunch, how you feel about the latest episode of Walking Dead, and get into arguments with total strangers about mundane, arbitrary crap.

It's also the place to see celebrities and famous people act like middle school kids and angrily say rude things to and about each other.

Such is the case with Donald Trump and conservative famous person Michelle Malkin.

IT'S A GOPer TWEET-OFF, BROS!

So yesterday, we reported that Donald Trump was harassing rapper Mac Miller on Twitter over a song the artist recorded called "Donald Trump," which Trump actually liked but then got weird about it when the song went viral.

Trump send out a series of tweets calling Miller an ungrateful dog and threatening to sue.

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For his part, Miller remained off the grid while his own Twitter feed remained silent.

Until today.

Apparently, there's a rap song out there called "Donald Trump," and apparently the actual Donald Trump isn't happy about it.

So, as he does with everything he is unhappy about -- Obama, the girl from Twilight cheating on her boyfriend, starting a revolution because people voted for Obama over Romney -- Trump has taken to Twitter to bitch at the rapper who performs the song by calling him an "ungrateful dog" and with threats of a lawsuit.

Remember when Donald Trump went on The YouTube and demanded Barack Huseeeeeein Obama release his college records to prove that a black man can not only be president of the United States but also a college graduate?

In return, Trump promised to give money to a charity of Obama's choice -- The Charity That Helps Black People Charity, The Charity That Helps Black Kids To Grow Up And Not Do Black People Things Like, For Example, Stealing Stuff Charity, AIDS, and others like those ones.

Obama shockingly never took on Trump's racist erudite challenge, and so a bunch of charities didn't get no money.

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Well, recently, comedian Bill Maher stepped up and gave Trump a taste of his own dick medicine by asking him for his birth certificate proving that Trump was not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."

Maher offered Trump $5 Million to a charity of The Donald's choosing.

Apparently people are just now noticing that Donald Trump is a racist birther dipshit and have petitioned Macy's to drop him, his clothing line, his fragrance, and him altogether from those annoying commercials in which famous people are getting ready for the holidays.

An online petition from SignOn.org asking Macy's to fire (Haha. See what we did there?) Trump already has up to 500,000 signatures. The petition says the reason for dumping Trump is because he "does not reflect the magic of Macy's" and that it's "time to act."

But mainly, it's because he's a racist birther dipshit:

"Trump engages in especially unpleasant, nasty and despicable behavior. Perpetuat[ing] the racially charged birther conspiracy, repeatedly arguing that President Obama has been lying and was not born in the United States."

He also tried to incite a national revolution via his Twitter feed, which he promptly deleted, probably because he realized that it's the rich people living in towers who are first to hit the guillotine during any revolution.

Donald Trump was a tad butthurt last night when it was announced that non-American-born Barack HUSSEIN Obama had won reelection.

This, despite the world-shattering challenge Trump laid out for Obummer when he graciously offered a $5 million donation to charity if the so-called president released his college transcripts.

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Donation. Extortion. Let's not split hairs here.

The point is, The Donald was mad. So he did what every teenaged girl does when she loses. He took to Twitter and demanded that America revolt over the travesty that is going into a booth and pressing a button for the guy you want to be president!