Ward Powell and Tanya Wheeler were found getting it on in public.

The result was lewd behavior and indecent exposure charges for both, as well as a couple of fantastic mug shots that tell the tale of their crime.

Fort Lauderdale is about to get an influx of people from across the country who love to watch other people do it.

Because after eight straight years of porno-ing it up in Miami Beach, the annual EXXXotica sex porn thing expo is hitting up the Broward County Convention Center.

Featuring hundreds of adult performers, exhibitors, a full schedule of seminars, and world-class entertainment acts, EXXXotica is the place to be if watching people bang on the internet just isn't enough.

What's better than a beer, a burger, and some very large boobs? Hallandale Beach and Weston would say, "Nothing. Nothing is what's better than those things."

Because, as it turns out, both cities are planning to open new breastaurants in the coming months because titties is awesome!

Hallandale Beach will be opening a joint called the Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery next month.

That's where you'll find traditional Scottish dishes. Ha. Ha. Just kidding. It's beer and titties.

Meanwhile in Weston, a group of restaurateurs has signed an agreement to open 10 Twin Peaks. We're not sure what that name means. Maybe it's an homage to the old David Lynch television program?

Update: The Twin Peaks PR folks tells New Times that the group that is bringing the restaurant to South Florida is based in Weston, but the restaurant itself won't necessarily be located in Weston.

Ever been to a strip club and thought to yourself, "Boy! This place is great! I sure like looking at all the boobies! If only it were open until the sun came up so I can look at boobies till breakfast!"?

Well, Hallandale Beach resident who loves boobies, you're in luck.

Because, thanks to City Hall, Cheetah's Gentleman's Club can now stay open until 6 a.m.

City Hall's reason? Other strip clubs in South Florida stay open until the sun comes up, allowing their patrons to gawk at topless dancing girls till the crack of dawn.

So why not Hallandale?