Didn't take conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh long to jump into the Newtown fray and open his mouth hole to say things about how the media, the Left, Democrats, and all other Pee-On-the-American-Flag-and-Use-the-Constitution-to-Wipe-Their-Dicks Freedom-Hating Groups to come out and try to take away guns because someone with easy access to guns walked into an elementary school and systematically massacred little children.

Limbaugh went on his radio show on Monday and spewed out his hot eruditeness all over his listeners' faces with this gem:

"But you see, there's a political agenda here. And when this event happened, I knew that two things were happening immediately. Aside from everything that we were being told about it being wrong, the media, Democrats and leftists were doing everything they could to find a way to blame this on their political opponents. Not just talk radio. Not just Fox News. But on Republicans, conservatives, or conservative values."

Conservative values, like being able to purchase assault rifles and handguns at your local Walmart along with your buy-one-get-one-free deodorant and Fiber One cereal.

Conservative values, like the right to be able to get your hands on a gun that should be used only by Navy SEALS and Israeli Desert Commandos and just freely walk into a movie theater or a mall or a temple or a school or a restaurant or a park and start treating people like paper targets at the youth fair.

MOAR AND MOAR GUNZ CONSERVATIF VALOOOOSE!

One of the wonderful things about Obama's winning reelection is watching the GOPers immerse themselves in doing what they do best: making loud noises and saying crazy shit that makes even certifiably crazy people say, "Whoa. Thassome crazy shit."

But amid the thicket of Benghazi ramblings and other frivolous stuff, there's Rush Limbaugh.

The blowfish has been on quite the roll lately, calling Chris Cristie a fat foot and accusing Obama of ruining the economy on purpose so he can give away free stuff, among other things.

See also:
-Rush Limbaugh Thinks Chris Christie Is a Fat Fool
-Rush Limbaugh Says Obama Won Women Voters Because He Treats Them Like Vaginas
-Rush Limbaugh Says Obama Messed Up the Economy on Purpose, So He Could Play Santa Claus

During his show yesterday, Rush turned his flapping angry jowls to the fiscal cliff, saying that the whole thing was Obama's master plot to finally, once and for all, wipe the GOP from existence. So he can presumably keep giving away free things and change the official language of the United States to Africa-speak.

Pill-poppin' conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh remains butthurt about Obama winning the election.

However! Rush knows how and why the president was able to connive his way back into the White House.

It was because he purposely wrecked the economy so he could then play Santa Claus and give free shit to poor people. INGENIOUS!

See also:
-Rush Limbaugh Thinks Chris Christie Is a Fat Fool
-Rush Limbaugh Says Obama Won Women Voters Because He Treats Them Like Vaginas

Limbaugh's comments, made yesterday on his radio show, echo Mitt Romney's own butthurtedness when he recently told his angry donors that he woulda made a terrific president had Obama not promised free stuff for everyone who voted for him.

Pill-poppin' conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh, like all the other GOPers in the past few days, is seriously butthurt over Barack Obama's resounding reelection this past Tuesday.

In rummaging through the Conservetard devastation handed to them (they couldn't win Ohio or Florida... nut-jab!), Rush basically came to the conclusion that when Obama sees a woman, he sees a vagina with feet, and therefore women were all like, That Barry's our guy!

Couldn't be that recent God Basically Fixes All the Rapes Tour the GOPers went on during the past few months. Couldn't be the Mittbot blowing a circuit when asked about the Lilly Ledbetter Act during a debate and all he could do was say he had women inside binders (thus creating a most excellent internet meme). Couldn't be other issues like, the economy actually getting better and unemployment actually on the decline and the Romney-Ryan ticket actually having no real plans.

It was because Obama's all "WOMENS = VAG"