And so Rubes is asking -- nay, DAMANDING -- that the IRS Commissioner resign his IRS Commissiony job effective immediately because... outrage!

Also, there is no IRS Commissioner.

Barack Obama took to the TV and told the world that Marco Rubio "has been a very positive force" in the immigration debate.

Hmm.

Obama is up to no good. He has to be. Why else would he suddenly be praising the GOPers' Goldeny Golden-Touch Golden Boy of the Golden Future Rubio?

What say you, Admiral Ackbar?

Marco Rubio appeared on one of the Sunday political talk shows on, uh, Sunday (THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM!) and slammed, ripped, dunked on, smacked down, put a hurtin' to, Jay-Z and his recent decision to not only visit Cuba, but to also be unapologetic about it in a horrible song.

And here's the thing:

We actually agree with Marco Rubio!

/record scratch
//time implodes in on itself
///the Dolphins win the Super Bowl
////cats and dogs commence living together

Immigration reform yaaaaaay!!

Marco Rubio is about to go all-in on being The Guy For The GOPers in 2016, more so than he already is The Guy For The GOPers in 2016. And he's doing it via the thorny immigration reform policy which, just like every other damn thing in Washington, has split the parties asunder.

According to Politico, Rubes is about to "fully embrace a measure that is the most significant of his political career so far." 

Which means he'll officially make himself the leading contender for 2016 on the Republican side, or it might damage his brand, or it might do nothing at all.

Back in January, New Face Of The Hope Of New GOP Future Marco Rubio voted against the $60.4 billion in aid for Sandy relief bill because O MAH GAWD ALL DEH PORK!

And recently, Charisma Boy! flew to New York to raise campaign money (maybe also selling those awful Rubio Thirsty bottles)

But at least one GOP Rep. ain't keen on Charisma Boy! as the New Face Of The Golden Dawn GOP Super Terrific Good Times Republican Party. Mainly because the rep sees Rubio as the goldbricking hypocritical assbag that he is.

Balloons, bro.

In his never-ending, undaunted quest to be the new face of the GOP by being the old face of the GOP, Marco Rubio will add to his nonbigoted hatred of gays, his marginalizing of women, and his denial of scientific fact ways by fighting off any and all attempts to pass gun legislation.

He signed a thing and everything to let everyone know he means business!

Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush have seemingly been jockeying for position under the proverbial basket for the proverbial rebound that is the run to the White House in 2016 -- particularly in Florida, which is not only a vital swing state but also has the potential to screw up every presidential election until the end of time.

But according to Thursday's super-informative Quinnipiac University Poll, it just might be Hillary Clinton who'll be grabbing that rebound and Jason Terrying the GOP come 2016.

Last week Marco Rubio spoke at the GOPers Paradise To Complain About The Black Fella, Them Freeloadin' Poor People, And Don't Touch My AK-47-Palooza (or CPAC, for short) where he basically told everyone that denying gay people simple civil rights doesn't at all make him a bigot, and that global warming is just an illooooosion.

On Friday, however, the Repubz got themselves a whole different kind of message from a whole different kind of possible contender for the 2016 run at the White House.

Jeb Bush delivered a speech about inclusion, acceptance, and took a jab at Mitt Romney's "47 percent" comments.

GOPers are still trying to figure out if Jeb is just kidding or if he pulled off the biggest trolling in the history of CPAC.

Give Marco Rubio a break, you guys.

Sure he opposes gays from having the same rights as straights in every possible way imaginable, including the right to marry the person you're in love with and the right to not get fired over your preference of whom you choose to sleep with during your own private time.

BUT THAT TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BIGOT!

So said Charisma Boy! himself during a firefied speech to fired-up GOPers at the CPAC gathering of fired-up GOPers who just want their country back (back in 1952, yes, but back nevertheless!)

Today is International Women's Day! Yes, it's the one day of the year we allow the dames to come out of the kitchen or put the baby down so we can recognize them for all the lady things they do.

We love you, ladies. You're real swell.

But because it's enough already with asking to be paid the same salary as a man or be allowed to treat your body as you see fit, we present to you the top five Florida politicians who hate you:

Now get back in there and make me a steak!: