Defecating, Masturbating Naked Carnie Attacks Fort Myers Home

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Gregory Matthew Bruni
Apparently carnival workers didn't have a bad enough reputation, so Gregory Matthew Bruni decided to add yet another story to the stereotype and "attack" a Fort Myers couple's home using only his bodily fluids and craziness as a weapon.

The naked 21-year-old reportedly climbed on top of Tony and LaDonna Land's house around 7 p.m. Monday. According to a 911 call, the two heard a noise that sounded like thunder above their bedroom. When Tony went outside to see what was happening, Bruni jumped off the roof, landed on Tony, and began punching him.


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Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom, Scheduled to Dance at Palm Beach Strip Joint

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Wait, I have to keep all these?
Yup, looks like this is happening.

About a year ago, Palm Beach County's hopes were high when word spread that a local strip club would host the inaugural naked shimmy (just the tops, not the bottoms -- keep it classy) of Nadya Suleman, known the world over as Octomom.

Those plans were 86'd when an employee of T's Lounge was featured in a local TV spot badmouthing Suleman. She-of-freakish-fertility took the comments as offensive and canceled the event. Cue lawsuits, mayhem, broken dreams, and a strangely contentious debate over the accuracy of Google maps.

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(VIDEO NSFW ) Save the Nudists: The Life of a Young Naturist

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In late November, we dove into the lives of Robbe White and Anna Phillips, two South Florida nudists who started a group dedicated to recruiting and exposing young people to the naturist lifestyle.

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College Group Plans Naked 5K Run to Promote Nakedness (Video)

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Convincing college kids to bare their naughty bits doesn't sound like a tough sell. But Daniel Phillips, 25, says some youngsters must be persuaded that nudists are "not just old hippies." 

That's why Phillips is helping to organize the Streak Sunsport Gardens 5K, a clothing-optional run/walk at the Sunsport Gardens Family Naturist Resort in Loxahatchee on August 27. The event is a fundraiser for Vita Nuda, a college nudist group that caters to people ages 18 to 30. It will be the first nude run of

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Nudist Pushes to Make Delray Beach an Official Clothing-Optional City

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Delray's beach could go bare if David Armstrong can persuade skeptical city leaders.
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Despite the moral panic that surrounds nudism and three bizarre cases of police tasering naked people recently in South Florida, nudists continue to fight to make the region their home.

Naturist David Armstrong is lobbying the city to make Delray Beach clothing-optional, armed with a petition of 45,000 signatures from people who want to embrace a tan-line-free lifestyle.

Armstrong and a group called the Delray Beach

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The Naked Truth: Meet a 90-Year-Old Nudist

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This sign sits outside of Tex's trailer.
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Lester "Tex" Reutter, at 90 years old, is the oldest resident of Sunsport Gardens Family Naturist Resort. He moved in permanently after John D. MacArthur State Park's beach became a clothing-mandatory area.

But prior to the state-mandated clothing rule, the John D. MacArthur beach, also known as the Satellite or Air Force Beach, was run by Mr. MacArthur himself. MacArthur was an avid skinny-dipper and reportedly once invited Walt Disney for a swim in the 1950s. Yes, Disney came and swam.

Check after the jump for more information and to see a video interview with Tex.
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The Naked Truth: Meet a 9-Year-Old Nudist

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Meet Leslie. She's a 9-year-old nudist and lives at Sunsport Gardens Family Naturist Resort with her parents, older brother Nathan, and a slew of pets. 

Leslie and her family moved to Sunsport two years ago to live naked full-time. She is one of ten children living permanently at the resort and not the youngest. Like the other children, she is home-schooled.

Also like the other children, she is free to be clothed or not whenever she wants. 

Sunsport takes caution to protect the residents by doing a background check of every person who enters the gate, so Leslie's parents say they aren't worried.

Check after the jump for a video interview with Leslie.
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Nude Sculptures Banned by Boca Prudes, and Other Stupid Art Controversies

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Eiland with her offending nudes
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South Florida may be the nation's capital for sex, sun, and artificial breasts, but apparently some people are still too prude to handle naked sculptures. Last week, city employees at Boca Raton's Patch Reef Park decided that two naked-lady torsos by local sculptor Mary Eiland were too provocative to be seen.

According to the Sun-Sentinel, they hid the sculptures until Eiland came by to pick them up. She also took back the rest of her work, and said anyone who had taken offense had "better not watch any television or go on the computer or go to a mall. Or, actually, they'd better just stay in their house." Eiland had displayed the same sculptures in the same place for the previous two years, without incident.

This is just the latest in a string of idiotic controversies over public art in South Florida.

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Sunsport Gardens Exposes Naked Truth About Nudism

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Morley Schloss, majority shareholder of Sunsport, and his wife Anne Fischer.
​The Sunsport Gardens Family Naturist Resort is tucked away from prying eyes. To get there, you have to drive down several dirt roads in the already remote western Palm Beach county town of Loxahatchee. Inside the gate, families and visitors are welcome to be free as jaybirds.

The resort boasts 40 acres of naked freedom and includes amenities like a pool, hot tub, and sand volleyball pits.

Don't be fooled by the drum circle pit -- this isn't a Girl Scout camp. There are 50 permanent residents at Sunsport, including ten children.

But why would families want to live in a place where their children will see grown-up genitalia all day? 

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