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Fisher's all grown up now.

​If you fancy a little '90s nostalgia with your lap dance, be sure to stop by T's Lounge in West Palm Beach this week to catch the featured dancer. 

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​The future porn websites of American were sold at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Fort Lauderdale yesterday afternoon, with both normal ".com" suffixes and the newly released ".xxx" domain names up for auction.

The company hosting the auction, TRAFFIC, had listed 120 domain names to be auctioned off yesterday, although many of the final bids didn't pass the reserve prices.

Out of the 12 .xxx domains up for auction yesterday, the two top sellers were "personals.xxx" and "orgy.xxx," which each sold for $25,000.

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​You know that porn website you always wanted to start? Yes, the one with the 7-foot-tall women and the action figures. Well, you'll have to wait a bit longer to register for the .xxx domain on it, since the company is allowing only preexisting porn sites to register for now.

ICM Registry, the Palm Beach Gardens-based company that's selling the domains, officially started taking applications yesterday for people to purchase their own domain names with the .xxx ending, but you need a "subsisting trade or service mark registration of national effect" to register.

Starting on December 6, however, the remaining .xxx names are up for grabs.

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AquaSun Events

​Convincing college kids to bare their naughty bits doesn't sound like a tough sell. But Daniel Phillips, 25, says some youngsters must be persuaded that nudists are "not just old hippies." 

That's why Phillips is helping to organize the Streak Sunsport Gardens 5K, a clothing-optional run/walk at the Sunsport Gardens Family Naturist Resort in Loxahatchee on August 27. The event is a fundraiser for Vita Nuda, a college nudist group that caters to people ages 18 to 30. It will be the first nude run of
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Yes, that is my weiner.

​Democratic Representative Anthony Weiner is either dumb or brilliant. Either way showing Gennette Cordova, a Seattle college student, his weiner was basically the money shot for his political career.

It's been over a week since Rep. Weiner tweeted a photo of his engorged manhood via public tweet to Cordova. Since then that photo, and the scandal that followed, has been cock-blocking any serious news that United States citizens could possibly be concerned about.

Twitter of course exploded with fourth grade humor (much of which is seen in the first two paragraphs of this post). And really what can you expect from a scandal that involves such a salacious last name? Are you listening Boehner?! Don't pull anything stupid.

Frankly all of the politicians who don't have phallic or sexual last names are breathing a sigh of relief. They might pull dumbass moves but at least headlines like TMZ's "Congresswoman's Woman -- Big Weiner Supporter" won't blow up on Google news.

While the political coverage is incredibly titillating we didn't feel it necessary to remind you guys about Weiner's weiner's controversy every step of the way. But wedo want to bring your attention to the clever community of Tweeters that have banded together in support of such a large controversy.

And hey, if you're feeling a little sassy, Rep. Weiner might enjoy a little return-photo-action: @RepWeiner. Enjoy.

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Boxers or briefs, sir?

​Some lucky bidder paid $200 for 14 pairs of Bernie Madoff's boxers at a government auction this weekend at the Miami Beach Convention Center. The undies were confiscated from the Ponzi schemer's Palm Beach mansion and sold by the U.S. Marshals Service, along with his prescription eyeglasses, antique golf clubs, and a photo of something that, according to the Miami Herald, looks like "a big white rear end."

In honor of this historic sale, we came up with a list of other infamous Ponzi schemer items  that would do well on the auction block. How much would you pay for:

--Scott Rothstein's cigars

-Kim Rothstein's bidet

-Madoff's nail clippers (for real!)

-Those $2,000 cashmere pants Madoff ordered but never picked up from a Worth Avenue boutique

--Scott Rothstein's gold-plated toilet.

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Watching intently.

​We found Bin Laden's porn!

This news comes courtesy of Reuters. And though Reuters admits that the supersecret CIA leakers who gave them this information can't confirm that the porn definitely belonged to Osama Bin Laden -- as opposed to, say, his wives or sons -- who cares? The interwebs have made up their own mind. It was Osama's porn, whether it was Osama's porn or not. And there is much rejoicing.
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This girl is a porn star. She might also be 15.

​Brickell-based porn company Reality Kings might have a lawsuit on their hands. Miami New Times reported this morning that their current starlet, a lovely lady named Bieyanka Moore, might be only 15.

That's right -- very illegal.

So how did this all come about? In January 2010, a 15-year-old girl named C.S. ran away from her Palm Beach Shores home. Eight months later, a film lovingly dubbed Cum Fiesta debuted online featuring a new porn star, Bieyanka Moore.

C.S.'s mother, Sheritta Smalley, has filed a lawsuit against Reality Kings claiming Moore and her daughter C.S. are the same person. The suit also constitutes "sexual battery, statutory rape, [and] child pornography."

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This is not a SoFla bowler, but it's still a great photo.

via Travis Geske for the Rochester City Newspaper

​Sometimes, when journalists go bowling together, we find things -- just things -- random, funny, and worth sharing with you here. What made the cut this week? The world's most flamboyant and entertaining bowling roster. If you live in Broward County, can you guess where the roster (after the jump) was taken from?

Presented without further comment, but with a little smirk, here it is...



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Courtesy, Kathy Willets

Hot chick Kathy Willets: Probably not as dangerous as narcotics.

​Remember when the Sun-Sentinel gave its experienced, highly paid headline writers a buyout and replaced them with hastily trained gerbils?

No?

Well, frankly, I don't remember it either. Seems like something you'd recall, but oh well. In any case, somebody at the Sentinel should have objected, because now, when I click on the Sun Sentinel's "News" page, I am confronted with these distressing words:

"Prominent South Florida attorney going to prison for online sale of meds: Robert Smoley represented Broward sex couple Jeff and Kathy Willets"

Huzzawhat?
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