On a recent overcast day in downtown Fort Lauderdale, a cluster of reporters watched a tanned blond man sashay into the federal courthouse dressed like the Joker: orange pants, purple socks, red pocket square, and a Technicolored iPhone in his hand.
Brian Andrews wants to play your accordion and hump the air.
"Who's that?" one reporter asked.
"He's definitely not print," another reporter said.
No, he most certainly wasn't. The tanned man, Brian Andrews, is a newscaster with CBS4.