|Don't be a dipsh*t. |
Right out of the gate, let's set the obvious into stone: Don't drink and drive. At all. Ever. Especially tonight. It's not only dumb but expensive. Worse, all your friends will find out. They'll laugh at you.
But let's say you have a friend. This friend has a big New Year's Eve date scheduled for the Cheesecake Factory. Things are going great, the lovely date is laughing at all the fiscal cliff jokes
your friend came up with over the last week. That Nautica shirt Mom bought for Christmas looks sharp. She orders another daiquiri. You follow suit. Next thing you know, it's New Year's Eve, you're borderline, and it's time for the drive home. What do you do?
You call a cab, idiot. Everyone knows for the police on New Year's, hunting drunk drivers is as easy as knocking down fowl in the first level of Duck Hunt.
But according to local enforcement, the police in Broward and Palm Beach will be searching the open waters mostly -- not posting up in official sobriety checkpoints. More »