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Good news, Florida, you're number one in something that doesn't have to do with concealed weapons, or people who get arrested for shooting themselves in the penis!
The state announced on Monday that Florida has begun the new year with a 7.8 percent unemployment rate, which is the lowest since November 2008.
And this is a brand new rate that still has that new-rate smell!
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In case ya haven't heard, Pope Benedict XVI has given his three-week's notice to God. The 85-year-old Pontiff, who was once part of the Hitler Youth and went out of his way to protect pedophile priests, told the Vatican that he's stepping down due to being inflicted with old.
"Before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise," he reportedly told the Cardinals early Monday morning. He said this in Latin, so we're just going to have to take the Italian press' word for it.
In any event, South Florida Catholics are responding to the news of the first Popequit in six centuries. But one enterprising South Floridian took to Craigslist to put up a want ad for a new Pope.
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