Hillary Clinton is also slated to speak in Texas on Wednesday at a different event.

Also in Texas on Wednesday: 2016 Presidential Hopeful Speculation!

Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush have seemingly been jockeying for position under the proverbial basket for the proverbial rebound that is the run to the White House in 2016 -- particularly in Florida, which is not only a vital swing state but also has the potential to screw up every presidential election until the end of time.

But according to Thursday's super-informative Quinnipiac University Poll, it just might be Hillary Clinton who'll be grabbing that rebound and Jason Terrying the GOP come 2016.

Last week Marco Rubio spoke at the GOPers Paradise To Complain About The Black Fella, Them Freeloadin' Poor People, And Don't Touch My AK-47-Palooza (or CPAC, for short) where he basically told everyone that denying gay people simple civil rights doesn't at all make him a bigot, and that global warming is just an illooooosion.

On Friday, however, the Repubz got themselves a whole different kind of message from a whole different kind of possible contender for the 2016 run at the White House.

Jeb Bush delivered a speech about inclusion, acceptance, and took a jab at Mitt Romney's "47 percent" comments.

GOPers are still trying to figure out if Jeb is just kidding or if he pulled off the biggest trolling in the history of CPAC.

Look, you guys.

It's not so much that Jeb Bush is out of step with everyone else on immigration reform or that he's a complete flip-flopping dolt.

It's just that he has horrible timing.

And, as Jeb! points out himself, people were totally against the whole "path to citizenship" thing when he was working on his just-released book, Immigration Wars: Forging an American Solution, and now are all changing their damned minds.

Jeb! even named names.

"When we were working on this [book]," he says, "Marco Rubio wasn't for a path to citizenship."

OH. SNAP.

Former Florida Gov. (and little brother ta Dubya) Jeb Bush has been making the rounds on morning television shows to talk about his new book, which, COINCIDENTALLY, happens to be about probably the most important issue that will preoccupy us all from now until 2016.

Imergration, y'all!

But, as it is with these shows, them pesky newsy people won't quit asking him about if he plans to ruin America like his brother did run for president like his brother and father did. Although, frankly, we've blown up most of Iraq already, so what would be the point?

Anyway, he gave it some thought, and he answered with a pretty adamant *Kanye shrug.*