Holidays

Allen West Says Hillary Clinton Came Down "With a Case of Benghazi Flu"

By Chris Joseph Thu., Dec. 20 2012 at 11:29 AM
Categories: Holidays, Wild, Wild West
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Allen West appeared on Fox & Friends this morning to play the GOPers favorite new game: LET'S BEAT THE WHOLE BENGHAZI THING INTO THE GROUND BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!

West, who should know a thing or two about military scandals and things of that nature, came out and basically said that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton postponed her testimony on the September attack in Libya because she's been battling a case of "Benghazi flu."

This, of course, being a reference to Clinton suffering a concussion after taking a fall over the weekend.

So clever and erudite, that West. It's no wonder he's so beloved.

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A Very Aww-ful New York Times Valentine's Day

By Leslie Minora Mon., Feb. 14 2011 at 3:59 PM
Categories: Holidays
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Happy Valentine's Day!
​If the New York Times was the sole authority on Valentine's Day, it would indeed be a very odd and unromantic day. There's the postponed marriage due to a groom slapped with charges of insider trading. But who can blame them, "They want their wedding day to be one of the happiest days of their lives," according to their lawyer in the Times.

There's the celebrity crushes feature, with celebrities so fringe and crushes so intellectual, it hurts your brain.

Arianna Huffington's crush?
"Filmmaker Davis Guggenheim, whose 'Waiting for Superman' sparked a national conversation on America's troubled education system."

...You get the idea.


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Merry "Quitness": Cleveland (Still) Hates LeBron James

By Lisa Rab Wed., Dec. 22 2010 at 11:46 AM
Categories: Celebrities, Holidays, Sports
LeBron James just led the Miami Heat to a 12-game winning streak, but that doesn't mean his hometown fans in Cleveland have forgiven him for deserting them.

"The 12 Days of Quitness" features King James as an elf, a chorus chant of "He sold us out on national TV," and throwaway insults such as, "Hey, tip your waiter!" It may be the season of giving, but these Cavaliers fans have clearly not gotten over their heartbreak yet.

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Merry "Quitness": Cleveland (Still) Hates LeBron James

By Lisa Rab Wed., Dec. 22 2010 at 11:46 AM
Categories: Celebrities, Holidays, Sports
LeBron James just led the Miami Heat to a 12-game winning streak, but that doesn't mean his hometown fans in Cleveland have forgiven him for deserting them.

"The 12 Days of Quitness" features King James as an elf, a chorus chant of "He sold us out on national TV," and throwaway insults such as, "Hey, tip your waiter!" It may be the season of giving, but these Cavaliers fans have clearly not gotten over their heartbreak yet.

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Top 5 Unconventional Nativity Scenes -- Inspired by Palm Beach Camel Mishap

By Leslie Minora Mon., Dec. 13 2010 at 11:13 AM
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​Throughout time, the nativity scene has morphed from a quiet religious symbol into a lively Christmas staple that manages to outdo itself year after year -- for better or worse. Some renditions start off serious and become ridiculous; many are so cheesy they would even make baby Jesus chuckle, and others border on offensiveness to the religious set -- ahem, spreadable Mary and Joseph (you'll see).

Let's start with this list's inspiration, the live nativity rehearsal Thursday evening at First Baptist Church of West Palm Beach that ended with one of the supporting cast members, a camel named Lula Bell, losing her balance. The 1,000-pound animal tipped sideways onto a pew of unsuspecting audience members, according to the Palm Beach Post, and no one was hurt -- a Christmas miracle. The incident, which startled an audience of Palm Beach Atlantic University students who moved out of the way very quickly, made Lula Bell an instant YouTube sensation as evidenced by the nearly 200,000 views of her nativity scene malfunction.

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