Defecating, Masturbating Naked Carnie Attacks Fort Myers Home

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Gregory Matthew Bruni
Apparently carnival workers didn't have a bad enough reputation, so Gregory Matthew Bruni decided to add yet another story to the stereotype and "attack" a Fort Myers couple's home using only his bodily fluids and craziness as a weapon.

The naked 21-year-old reportedly climbed on top of Tony and LaDonna Land's house around 7 p.m. Monday. According to a 911 call, the two heard a noise that sounded like thunder above their bedroom. When Tony went outside to see what was happening, Bruni jumped off the roof, landed on Tony, and began punching him.


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Understanding Your Comcast/Xfinity/NBC Bill

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Flickr user: schmilblick
Monthly Statement*

$21.95 -- Xfinity TV

$54.95 -- Xfinity Performance Plus Internet

$6.12 -- Digital starter (We have no idea what this does.)

$1.74 -- State communications tax

$17.98 -- Broward County corruption tax

$64.23 -- Tax for electing Rick Scott

$11.13--  FPL rate hike

$39.84 -- Subsidy for first season of "Outsourced"

$79.81 -- Alec Baldwin's 401(k) plan

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That's Not Funny: Comedy Club Owners Trade Putdowns in Email Exchange

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Perry Sak: Which club will he choose?
Last week, we heard from Pete O'Neil, the newcomer to Fort Lauderdale who decided to speak out about the FDA's antiquated ban on blood donations by homosexual men. That's not the only issue he's going to battle for -- it appears he's taking to the bullhorn in his business as well as his personal life.

O'Neil was eager to tell us about his new business venture, the Fort Lauderdale Comedy Club, an upcoming outpost of his Sebastian Comedy Society. A couple of days later, he forwarded an email he had sent to the United States Department of Justice, alleging anticompetitive practices by an established club, the New York Comedy Club in Boca Raton.

Inside, see O'Neil's missive and rival club owner Donald Siegel's "crap"-filled response.

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