Jose Canseco, batshit former MLB player, steroid a aficionado and noted time traveler, took to Twitter today to announce that he had been charged with rape.
The first tweet read as Canseco breaking the news to his own rape accusation, which is all kinds of mettamoron:
"Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by a [REDACTED] from las vegas"
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2013
We redacted the name of the woman in question to hide her identity. Also, Canseco has since deleted the tweet, although this is far from over.More »