Hiya, Broward, how goes it? Good, good. End of summer treating you right? Great, glad to hear. Look, thanks for coming today, but I've gotta lay something heavy on you. This is a touchy one to talk about, but listen: Next time you're in the shower, you need to, um, inspect your private parts. Whoa, don't get insulted. It's just that, well, Broward, you've got the highest rate of syphilis in the entire state of Florida, and it's time someone did something about it.
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How high? How about a 400 percent increase since 2000. Alarming, no? Exactly; I thought you'd agree with me here.More »