The Daily Pulp

Florida Woman Illegally Rides Manatee Like a Horse in Siesta Key Waters

2013-05-22 12:48:47

People can't seem to stop being stupid and treating manatees like they're playthings to jump on top of and ride like a horse. See also: -Florida Men Cannonball Onto Manatees, Post It On YouTube ...

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Rick Scott Signs Bill That Extends Early Voting Days, Two Years After He Shortened Them

2013-05-22 11:17:26

Remember when Rick Scott shortened early voting days, and then denied a request to extend it by a whole day back in November when reports kept coming in that people were waiting up to 8 hours in ...

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Britni Hiatt, FAU Student Struck By Former University President's Car, Claims To Have Been Diagnosed With Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

2013-05-22 10:08:51

Britni Hiatt, the FAU student protest leader who was clipped by then-FAU President Mary Jane Saunders' 2011 Lexus GS as Saunders was leaving a meeting, claims that she has been diagnosed with Post...

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Boy Scouts to Vote on Gay Exclusion Policy. Florida Christians Blame Corporate America

2013-05-22 09:13:06

The Boy Scouts of America vote tomorrow on a proposal that would end the organization's long-running ban on openly gay scouts. Predictably, traditional values types favor keeping the ban. Just a...

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FBI Kills Orlando Man Questioned About Boston Bombings, According to Report

2013-05-22 08:50:17

A man shot and killed by an FBI agent in Orlando shortly before midnight Tuesday was apparently being questioned about the Boston Bombings. According to a report by Orlando's WFTV the suspect is...

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Activists Rally Against Koch Brothers Sun-Sentinel Sale; Say No to "Koch Problem"

2013-05-22 08:45:27

See South Florida? We knew underneath all that sun-soaked apathy and cosmetic work you had some dormant activist ire. Last week, we clued you in on the protests breaking out around the country a...

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Fort Lauderdale Police Sponsoring "Etiquette and Purity for Girls" Presentation

2013-05-22 07:23:28

What year is it? Just wondering, because the Fort Lauderdale Black Police Officer's [sic] Association, along with the City of Fort Lauderdale's Parks & Recreation Department, is sponsoring a prog...

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Miami Won't Be Hosting Super Bowl L

2013-05-21 15:04:32

The Dolphins brain trust failed to get government funding to help renovate Sun Life Stadium. But that didn't stop them from bringing it hard to the hoop to get the NFL to let them host what will b...

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Kaitlyn Hunt's Charges Will Not Be Dropped, Florida State Attorney Says

2013-05-21 12:57:14

Florida state attorney Bruce Colton says the charges against Kaitlyn Hunt, the Sebastian River High School student who was arrested on charges of "lewd and lascivious battery of a child 12 to 16 y...

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Florida Woman Sentenced For Collecting Donations For Dead Soldier Sons Who Were Never Actually Dead

2013-05-21 11:12:43

Shirley Ann Duncan was given over $1,000 in donations, including housewares, clothes and furniture, thanks to the selfless generosity of a Port Charlotte church when she told them that her four so...

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Florida Men Cannonball Onto Manatees, Post It On YouTube

2013-05-21 09:37:11

A couple of Cocoa Beach yokels made the conscious decision to lure a mother manatee and her calf close to the water's edge, and then cannonballed into them, because DERPY DERPY DERP IT'S HIGH LARI...

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Protest at Sun-Sentinel Today; Koch Brothers Rumored to Buy Newspaper Chain

2013-05-21 09:05:55

"We don't need a Koch problem!" say organizers from 1Miami, who will protest at noon today outside of the Sun-Sentinel's Fort Lauderdale headquarters. Rumors have been swirling that billionair...

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Michelle Braun, Hollywood Madam to the Stars, Crashes and Burns Out In Boca Raton

2013-05-21 08:41:02

In the waning afternoon light, the five-foot-nine blond with Tina Turner lips and Pamela Anderson breasts opened the doorway of her cramped apartment on Boca Place Drive and began to scream. Sta...

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Broward Women Scam Haitian Immigrants With False Promises of U.S. Jobs

2013-05-21 08:31:19

Two Broward women hatched a heinous plot that lured over 140 Haitian immigrants to the U.S. with false promises of a job and a new life for the low low fee of $3,500. There were no such jobs, and...

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FIU's Jason Leon Slays Giant Python Monster, Saves Humanity

2013-05-21 07:58:18

When the mammoth snake creature, spawned in a time and land too unfathomable for words, began tightening its hold around Jason Leon's legs earlier this month in some back woods near Miami, he knew...

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LeBron James Frank Vogel Media-Fueled Feud Is The Most LeBron James Thing To Happen Thus Far

2013-05-20 14:26:52

Oh, the media. Always looking for that juicy story-line to making the NBA playoffs even more riveting than they already are. Especially when LeBron James is involved. Because people hate that gu...

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Flash Flood Warning Issued for Palm Beach County

2013-05-20 14:05:24

It's basically the Final Days of Noah outside right now, thanks to the rain that refuses to stop falling from the sky. The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for east centr...

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Chad Johnson Taken Into Custody For Probation Violation

2013-05-20 12:34:01

Former Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson, who had allegedly violated his probation earlier this month, was ordered back in jail on a token $1,000 bond by Broward County Judge Kathleen McH...

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Kaitlyn Hunt, Florida Teen, Arrested and Expelled From School For Gay Relationship UPDATED

2013-05-20 10:19:15

UPDATE: The Indian River County Sheriff's Office is holding a press conference today at 1:30 p.m. at 4055 41st Avenue in Vero Beach. Those who are supporting Kaitlyn are being encouraged to atten...

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Democrats Meet to Organize Military Veterans Caucus

2013-05-20 09:30:46

Republicans and Tea Party types say they respect the men and women of the military. If respect means wrapping yourself in the flag and sending young people off to die, so it is. Back home again, i...

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