The Six Worst Places in Broward
5. Beach Place
Photo by Michele Eve Sandberg
From afar, Beach Place looks like a happening spot. You can hear the music, see the bikinis, and taste the alcohol in the air. But upon closer inspection, it's clear that Beach Place is less of an oasis and more of a sewage reservoir.
What makes Beach Place so scummy? That's like asking what makes Chipotle so delicious. It's a little bit of everything. The horrid parking situation, the belligerent bars, the Hooters girls who say they'll call but never do MELISSA!
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But if you're still not convinced, just know that the City of Fort Lauderdale officially declared Beach Place a nuisance. Officially. Like, they had a meeting.
Do you know how horrible you have to be for the City of Fort Lauderdale -- Fort Lauderdale -- to officially declare you a nuisance? That's like Willie Nelson telling you to ease up on the ganja.
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And on the seventh day, God said, "All done!"
But then his secretary chimed in, "Pardon me, Mr. God, but you forgot about this little western part of Broward County. What are we going to do with that?"
God thought for a moment, stroking his long white beard. Suddenly he snapped his fingers and looked up. "Nothing!" God said.
And thus, Weston was born.