Ten Fort Lauderdale Life Hacks
5. Get free condoms at Out of the Closet.
Photo by Paul Keller via Flickr Commons
Our horny colleagues over in Miami pointed out a spot to grab some free rubbers, so we figured we'd do the same for you equally horny Fort Lauderdalians.
Not only can you grab fistfuls of free condoms at Out of the Closet but you can also get free HIV tests and buy tons of cheap and awesome clothes. And proceeds go to AIDS Healthcare Foundation. So everybody wins. Especially your safe little wiener.
4. Order Ahead at Laspadas
Everyone knows Fort Lauderdale's best subs live in Laspadas. But everyone also knows that the lines around lunchtime can get longer than Rick Scott's tail (alleged tail).
Do yourself a favor and order ahead. Your sub will be waiting for you when you step in the door, like a delicious little orphan.
3. Never trust the walk symbol.
That little blinking dude ain't your friend. With each blink, he brings you a step closer to death, like an electronic sexually ambiguous siren of the sea.
In other words, look both ways.