Six Best Mother's Day Gifts From The Swap Shop
5. A Dog Towel
Moms love dogs. But when you put sunglasses on them? It basically sends them into a fugue state of awww.
Moms also love towels. Don't believe me? Light yourself on fire right now, then walk out into the living room and tell your mom that you're going to the beach. The first thing she'll do is ask you if you need a towel. The second thing she'll do is scream and throw her glass of chardonnay at your flaming body.
4. A Cat Towel
Mom not a dog person? That's cool. I guarantee she'd burn down a Williams-Sonoma for this awesome cat karaoke towel.
You know how teenage boys dream about coming home from school to find Mila Kunis under their covers? Moms dream about kitty-oke.
3. This Awesome Shirt
If moms are special, then grandmas are extra special, because they're moms to the second power.
And who better to wish you a happy Mother's Day than this adorable little peanut of a human being? Look at his bow tie! His vest! His macaroni noodle hair!
I'll name him Walter. His name is Walter and he loves your grandma.