Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?
"First started digging the guys during my freshman year at Bennington. Red Rocks each spring after that. John Bell and Co. for life."
High school dorks the world over all secretly hoped they'd lose their virginity with the class' biggest Gwen Stefani fan.
And then they usually ended up losing it with the riot grrrl who didn't shave her pits. Such is life, dorks.