Five April Fool's Pranks You Should Never Try in Florida
2. The elevator prank.
So you can't go around pranking people outside either. How about in a five-by-eight-foot metal room?
Fine, roll the tape.
OK, this isn't even a Florida thing. If you try this anywhere, you fully deserve to be curb-stomped by Ryan Gosling, though that might be just about the coolest way to die (beaten only by being snuggled to death by Scarlett Johansson).
1. The eating other people's food prank.
So all acts of aggression are out of the question. But you still think you've got the perfect prank up your sleeve, don't you?
Eating other people's food. It's fun, lighthearted, goofy, and worst-case scenario, you get punched in the face. A great prank!
Still feel the same way now that you're full of holes? Did you seriously think you could get between a Floridian and his grilled cheese sandwich and live to post the video?
Do you realize how much Floridians love food? Who else would look at a Key lime and think, "You know, we can make pie with this."
Look, at the end of the day, it's not a good idea to give Floridians another excuse to shoot you.