Top Five Dumbest Florida Criminals for January
1. The Guy Who Bit His Neighbor's Ear Off for Not Giving Him a Cigarette
A Florida man decided to go all Mike Tyson on his neighbor's ear because he didn't give him a cigarette.
According to Boca police, the victim had a chunk of his ear bitten off after he turned down the man who had asked for a smoke.
A thin piece of cartilage kept the whole ear from being ripped from the man's head.
The victim, John Ott, told police he was helping a friend with something when Alberto Felipe, his neighbor on Jeffrey Street in Boca Raton, asked if he could bum a cigarette.
Ott turned Felipe down.
But Felipe is not a man who takes "No" for answer.
And by that, we mean he'll apparently try to eat anyone who says "No" to him.