Mug-Shot Monday: Classic American Stoner Faces in Full Effect
I Am He
as you are he.
I know, it's been ages. Things have really been going well with me. They finally bumped me up from junior analyst to senior junior analyst. That means the 401K set up is now a full match, so we'll have enough to refinance the condo. The twins are nailing their ukulele lessons. And Janice, sweet woman, has finally built up enough hours at the ashtanga studio so she can start teaching her own classes. Things are just going so well for me these days, I decided to get a little celebratory tattoo. I know, Mama, but life is just so damn good, I want everyone to know it.
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