Sean Hannity Could Be Moving to Florida to Run for Office

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Fox News talking face Sean Hannity announced on his radio show last week that he's going to bolt New York after Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo made comments about how extreme conservatives have "no place" in New York.

So where does one go to find solace in the bosom of like-minded extreme conservatives?

Why, FLORIDA, OF COURSE!

Not only that, but a report says that once Hannity gets to the Sunshine State, he plans to run for office.

Because, FLORIDA, OF COURSE!

Of course, Florida is already overrun by the nutty side of the nutter party, what with Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Lou Dobbs, Michael Savage, Donald Trump, and Neil Cavuto calling Florida home (or, at least, home away from their other homes).

So Hannity would fit in nice and cozy with the rest of 'em.

Aside from his being butt-hurt over Cuomo's comments, there's the whole paying taxes thing that the wealthy Hannity isn't too fired up about.

He's fed up with paying that whopping 10 percent state income tax!

"Now I want to tell you something," Hannity told his listeners, "I was born and raised in New York, and I want you to know that I can't wait to get out of here. I really can't. I don't want to pay their 10-percent state tax anymore. I live in the second-highest property taxed county in the entire country in Nassau County. I can't wait to sell my house to somebody who wants it."

Florida is full of tax-hating GOPers and is also an income-tax-free state. He already has a vacation home in Naples and claims to love the water. Maybe not as much he loves not paying taxes, but still enough to choose Florida over, say, Texas.

More poignant, however, is that The Hill is reporting that Hannity is seriously considering running for office once he gets down here.

Hannity says as soon as his son graduates high school, he's bolting the Empire State. And, he has spoken about running for office in the past.

But The Hill cites a source that says Sean is serious about getting into politics.

"He wasn't joking," the source said. "It was definitive, but he didn't mention a specific office in Florida."

So buckle up, Florida.

The state's about to get even more insufferably Fox Newsy.

Still... while many in the state would regard this as crappy news, it's actually fantastic news for smarmy, snark-driven political bloggers.

::party streamers::


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15 comments
winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Are you kidding?  This will be a BOON to all of you haters.  Salivating as you read.  Can't wait to unload on Seanie.  Should be fun to watch every bit of venom come rushing forth.  I may get a hernia laughing at the responses.  This can't happen soon enough. 

Anything to take me away from the reality of this administration UGH.

smdrpepper
smdrpepper topcommenter

As if the criminal West was not enough..Cant we come up with some repellant to keep these right wing lunatics out of Florida and keep them in Texas?  It would be nice that Florida stops being a joke because of these fools.

rexposito1
rexposito1

Nutter party?? Have you looked around and seen what your party (socialist democratic) is doing to this country? I advise to put down the kool-aid and start paying attention.

Curt Cole
Curt Cole

just what we need ... more ignorance in office

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

@rexposito1 Give yourself a vaginal probe and kindly go "legitimately" rape yourself and then get back to us and tell us all how you belong to the "Un-nutter" Party.

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

@rexposito1 @riverrat69 The immature comments are always made by the party of stupid, yours. Care to discuss Huckabee's comments from this week? Frightwingnut moron. Go probe yourself.

rexposito1
rexposito1

@riverrat69@rexposito1 You are a pathetic small minded little person (I don't know if you are a man or a woman but I'm sure you are a little of both). When the debate starts to overwhelm you, the name calling begins. Textbook liberalism. Your party and your ilk have nothing to stand on, nothing accomplished. It's all smoke and mirrors. A con game. A failed ideology. Go ahead, another immature insult is in order. Lmao

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

@rexposito1 @riverrat69 You ignorant moronic teabagging nitwit. You GOP teabaggers thought up the whole probe idea. Try to keep up with what your party of stupid is doing.

smdrpepper
smdrpepper topcommenter

@rexposito1@riverrat69The GOP are the ones who keep pushing for probes and sonograms for anyone considering an abortion, so the description is apt.

rexposito1
rexposito1

@riverrat69@rexposito1 Refresh me on what vaginal probes has to do with the GOP you pervert. I'm not surprised with this conversation because your party is a party of death, welfare and degenerate behavior. How's Obama doing for you? Grow up and get a job.

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