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CHRISTIAN MARTIN MARGIELA
When the police came, they could at least let him finish up his haircut. Shame.

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MARGIELA VERSACE
Did you know this prison-hard street hustler's middle name is . . . wait for it . . . Drew. Yup. Drew.

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TheRickster

@ New Times  RE: CHRISTIAN MARTIN MARGIELA   you should have wrote that the gentleman broke out with a serious R. Kelly tribute while being arrested. He asked the arresting officers to "Braid my hair. . . .Braid my hair. . .  come on and Braid my hair" the ending lyrics on "I Wish" by R. Kelly. 

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