Mug-Shot Monday: When Creative Writing Majors Turn to Crime

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You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.

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The Real Mr. 305
And lo, the people of Miami turned away from Pitbull, for he was a false prophet, and embraced their true savior. In all seriousness, if anyone has legitimate dibs on the Mr. 305 moniker, it's a hard-faced ginger in police custody with his hometown love inked across his neck. Pitbull, get that weak sauce out of here.

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First Contact
If extraterrestrials should ever do touch down on our big blue ball, there's one area of overlap our two galactically different cultures can agree on: disliking the po-po.

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We've All Been There
You're sitting there at your laptop, having a good chuckle, but let us quizz you, hot shot: what do you look like when you wake up in the morning? Difference is, you wake up in bed. This lady looks like she woke up in the back of a police car. Either way, the human face isn't pretty in those first few moments of wakefulness. Truth.


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ob1sfla
ob1sfla

so, obviously this group for the most part, are not mentally ok, witch is why police will target them, the real criminals are in the miami and miami beach police department, a city with government too busy corrupted to do anything about their homeless, and mentally ill.

nathanielsandler
nathanielsandler

The dude you call an alien (second pic) is almost definitely the guy with no arms that draws with his feet on Lincoln Road. Who knows what the charge was, but I imagine it's a permitting issue, which deserves this sort of reaction. Guy's a legend.

ob1sfla
ob1sfla

@nathanielsandler agree, leave it to miami beach police, to go harass gays walking on Michigan ave, just because, some use it to cruise, whether you guilty or not, 11th and Collins, tattoo parlor sells more cocaine then art, 11th and Washington, wonder why they get away with it, prostitution and people selling drugs, at front of the police department; then they harass this guy, an artist with arms, that tries hard to make a living, they have no shame

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