Mug-Shot Monday: It's Florida; We Don't Wear Shirts in Mug-Shots
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
A Fan for Lyfe
Pop Quiz, Ladies: So you're main squeeze comes home from a weekend away with the guys, walks through the door, and you see he's sporting one of these -- what exactly do you say? Be gentle now, you know he's a big Dodgers fan.
Life Imitating Art
When you're a cake-faced white bro already rocking the trailer park's most bitchin' goatee, the decision to complement the assemblage with some cornrows is a pretty obvious nod to Kenny Powers, season two . . . or season dos. Classical literary allusion.
Sneaky Little Hobbitses
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.