Manhunt On for NYE Thief Who Swiped $1,000 Hennessy Bottle
Evidently there's a sticky-fingered hustler out there who has a taste for only the finest spirits. That, or just some poor smuck had a hot date for New Year's Eve this year and was desperate to impress. Whatever the reason, someone rang in 2014 with a high-priced liquor store snatch that has now occasioned a manhunt.
Nope, don't mind me, just talking on my cell phone, talk talk talk talk.
Hennessy Paradis Extra Rare Cognac is the booze in question, as in "they wanna know who's my role model / It's in a brown bottle," to quote the Bard. The stuff retails at $980 off the shelf (!!!), making it one of the more expensive cognacs you can get your hands on.
According a release from the Broward Sheriff's Office, at around 6:24 p.m. on New Year's Eve, a "white male, approximately 5'9", about 175 pounds, with short, black hair" wearing the standard issue white male get-up of "blue shirt, jean shorts, black shoes and glasses on his head," walked into the ABC Wine and Spirits in Oakland Park.
From the security cam video, you can see he's trying to pull the old "talking on cell phone cover." According to police, this guy waltzed into the store on N. Federal Highway, slid open the glass case where the Hennessy was held, put it under his shirt, and waltzed right back out.
The BSO release dubbed the guy the "Cognac Burglar," which is actually pretty catchy. Yeah, this was probably a one time bone head move, but if this guy turns out to be some super villain who only targets wallet-busting cognac, we're going to have a lot of more fun around here in the local news biz. Hey, a newsman can dream, can't he?
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