Mug-Shot Monday: You Survived the Holidays and All You Got Was This Mug Shot
The Ghost of Xmas Past
If you were putting on a street-punk version of "A Christmas Carol," here's a young Ebenezer Scrooge, back when he was an aspiring graffito with a bitchin' collection of dub-step remixes and only a slight addiction to prescription ADHD medication.
The Ghost of Xmas Future
And alas, here's Scrooge years hence, a prosperous old mountebank with ice in his veins and iron through his lips.
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