Mug-Shot Monday: You Survived the Holidays and All You Got Was This Mug Shot
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
While you were squeezing into your best houndstooth sweater and wiping the eggnog off your lip, these folks were spending the holidays in the correctional embraces of the state. Enjoy!
A Lot of Children Were Disappointed This Year
When Santa was a no-show on Christmas Eve, the Elves began to talk among themselves. Some openly proclaimed that there was no problem, that the big man had been going to his meetings and seemed to be handling the work stress well. Others... well, they whispered Santa had been heading for a relapse for some time. The signs were all there.
"Jesus, You Got Me Another Waterpik?"
This guy was not very happy when he opened his gift on Christmas morning.
Family Christmas Dinner Squabble
Timmy always knows the best way to provoke his twin Tommy. This year, it was one too many cracks about the faux-hawk. It got ugly. The turkey was used as a weapon. Aunt Alice called the police. Surprisingly, that faux-hawk stayed in place.