Mug-Shot Monday: Thanksgiving Edition
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
After Comparing Your Survey Answers, You're Romantic Match Is . . .
Sure, Bernice here might have used a photo on the dating site from twenty years back, before "the Three Ds," as she'll tell you (divorce, Demerol addiction, diapers). But she's still a hell of a lot of fun. She just needs to borrow $70 bucks after the date, for the bus ride home, she says.
You're Not Seeing Things
We were just sitting here at Mug-Shot Monday HQ, ingesting some nice after-dinner substances, when we first spotted this picture. Suffice it to say, we had a moment there where we swore off the hard stuff. But then we looked closer. Nope, just the face. Game on.
Turn That Frizown Upside-Dizzity
Ladies and gentleman, we present the thug life version of Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec.