Mug-Shot Monday: Seinfeld Chest-Shaving Tips, Reverse Mullets, Child Stars Gone Wrong
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
Chic Prison Wear for the Fashion-Forward Inmate
Wow. A whole lot of plunging neckline in this jumper. From what we hear, this was like the J-Lo dress of Cell Block B -- immediately polarizing, spurring great debate and legions of imitators.
If You're Going to Sport Hard Chest Tats, You Probably Want to Shave. But Beware...
JERRY: Are you nuts? I don't want her to think I'm one of those low-rise-briefs guys who shaves his chest.
KRAMER: You can't keep this up. Don't you know what's going to happen? Every time you shave it, it's going to come in thicker and fuller and darker.
The police are currently looking for this guy. Last seen: playing space tuba at the Mos Eisley Cantina.