Florida's 7 Dumbest Criminals For the Month of November

Categories: WTFlorida

Ah Florida.

We have criminals, just like every other state.

But we have our own special kind of criminal. Namely, dumb ones.

And, because we're never in short supply of dumb criminals, we present to you our latest series of the dumbest Florida criminals of the month.

November was a special kind of dumb for Florida criminals.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the stupid!


7. The Lady That Kicked A Bunch of Geese Because They Were Following Her Around

A 20-year-old woman was arrested after being caught on video kicking a bunch of geese in Twin Hills Park.

When questioned by police, the woman stated the three geese "attacked her family," at which point she was "forced to move or change locations." She says after she changed locations, the geese followed, at which point she "dared them" to follow her again.


6. The Gang That Got Busted After Posting a Video on YouTube Of Themselves Rapping With Guns

The Palm Beach Sheriff's Office stumbled onto a video which shows several gang members showing off their guns and displaying gang signs with their hands.

The video not only led authorities to the gang members but also to guns, drugs, and other illegal items.

According to the PBSO, Cortney Terry, the main gang member rapping in the video, was charged with aggravated battery and being a felon in possession of a firearm.


5. The Dad That Encouraged His Son To Fight Another Teen, And Then Tried To Jump Into The Fight When His Son Started Getting Beat Up

According to Satellite Beach Police, a man was a part of onlookers that gathered to egg on two teens to fight. One of the teens was the man's son.

Police were able to obtain a cell phone video of the incident, shot by one of the onlookers. On the video, the gathering could be heard screaming at the teens to get ready to rumble.

In the video, you can see the two teens grappling. But when the man's son is seen on the ground losing the fight, the man jumps in and intervenes. With his fists.

The man is seen grabbing the other teen by the throat and then punching him a bunch of times.

While this is going down, voices in the crowd could be heard yelling at him to back off. "It's not your fight," someone cries out.

The man was eventually pulled away from the teen by a woman, and then he was arrested.

Sponsor Content

My Voice Nation Help

Now Trending

Miami Concert Tickets

From the Vault