Five Animals That Look Like Rick Scott

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Physically, Gov. Rick Scott has been compared to many things: Lord Voldemort, a ladle full of Greek yogurt, a calcium-deficient fingernail.

And, sure, the dude looks like something that would pop out of a hole and bite you. But I'm not here to pick the low-hanging fruit. I'm not going to sit here and point out that this esteemed public servant looks like an evil wizard or a pencil.

No. I'm here to point out the five animals that look like Rick Scott.

See also: The Diary of Rick Scott's Hair

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Photo by Kevin O'Connel/Wikipedia Commons
1. Bald Uakari

This is a Bald Uakari. I know it might not look like Ricky now, but send the governor on a two-week vacation to Turks and Caicos, then steal the sunscreen out of his carry-on before he boards the plane.

Upon his arrival home, put him side by side with the Bald Uakari and try to tell the difference between the two. I suspect you'd be halfway through greeting the governor before you realized you were shaking the hand of a monkey.

Things they have in common:
• A strong lower jaw capable of cracking hard nuts.
• Confronted with evidence that it may have made a poor decision, communicates with a loud, stabbing cry that sounds like, "Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!"


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21 comments
Peggy Waite
Peggy Waite

The only thing I regret about Charlie not being re-elected is that the uninformed that voted for him couldn't see him put our state back into bankruptcy!

Jamie Carney
Jamie Carney

When Liberals have no facts - which is often - this happens. Now, it gets to happen for FOUR MORE YEARS. PLEASE, Mr Scott, RESTORE NON-RESIDENT CCW PERMITS!

Jourdan Thayer
Jourdan Thayer

He looks like Voldemort's equally creepy cousin.

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

Lol, I am so sorry that you all have to put up with that guy again.....

Michelle Murchie
Michelle Murchie

Nope, even the blob fish has some redeeming characteristics.

Michelle Murchie
Michelle Murchie

Everything except the blob fish are too cute, including the egg.

Michelle Murchie
Michelle Murchie

Blob fish? Yes. Beluga Whales and Sloths are cute, so no.

kaypayne3414
kaypayne3414

All these animals are better looking than Scott, and I know there smarter!

Marion Young
Marion Young

That is offensive to all of these animals.

SethPlatt
SethPlatt topcommenter

Come on where is the praying mantis that Rick can not help imitating with his gaunt frame, awkward hand gestures, and propensity to prey on the weak?

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