Mug-Shot Monday: The Lost Scott Baio Love Child, A Madden Badass, Turkey Day Hangover
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
Holy Terrible Facial Hair, Batman!
True, Pink Beard doesn't slot too high in the ranking of ominous supervillain names. That said, we can still imagine this guy booking across a rooftop with Adam West hot on his tail, a couple BOOMs and KABANGs in the near future.
The Dark Side of Jah
Punting the 9-to-5, smoking Colorado-dispensary quality weed every day, growing those root-like dreds and just generally giving zero fucks is attractive and all, but the rasta lifestyle has consequences. This girl seems like she's just smacked into them.
Mom, Who is My Dad?
If this is your son, you can really only wait so many years until it's pretty obvious. Ask us, it's better to fess up about that night Scott Baio came to town as soon as Junior's balls drop. Best prep him early for all those Charles in Charge jokes he'll be fielding forevermore.