The 11 Hottest TV Newsmen in South Florida

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Last week, Luther Campbell, AKA Uncle Luke, AKA Miami New Times columnist, exploded the internet with his off-the-cuff list of the ten hottest local female TV newscasters. Lest we be targets of your cries about sexism, please know that we are equal-opportunity objectifiers.

Here now is our list of TV's hottest newsmen. Everyone else can go back to your home on Whore Island! And to these guys, how you doin'?

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11. Jason Martinez, News Anchor, Local 10
Why are you getting a warm, tingly feeling in your pants from watching the news? Because this smokestack's a-blowin! The blazer-on-the-top, flip-flops-on-the-bottom babe has covered it all: plane crashes, elections, and Michael Jackson's death. He's scooped up four Emmys (Hey, leave some for the other guys!), plays the drums, is a loving father, and in his spare time raises money for children's hospitals. In other words, the walking, talking slice of perfection who puts the "hubba" in "hubba hubba."

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10. Todd McDermott, Anchor, WPBF 25
This studly family man is tough on the outside but a softie on the inside. The anchor is self-deprecating about his guitar-playing skills and says he was so shy as a kid, he couldn't even call to order pizza. Today, though, he's a suave, seasoned pro, sticking that microphone all up in Lois Frankel's face demanding answers! He files reports from Clematis Street to the White House -- while slaying audiences with his perfect enunciation and that cute lil' squinty eyebrow thing he does.

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9. Adam Kuperstein, Co-anchor, NBC 6 He's kinda got that Adam Levine thing going on, like this pretty boy has cruised through life (and our living rooms, heyyyyy) with his good looks and effortless charm. He's like a popular kid and teacher's pet combined -- which is so totally annoying! While you do indeed find his puppy-dog eyes and young fresh face captivating, you would never, ever admit it. You would, however, have a super secret sex affair with him for three months. OK, four max. Gotta stop at six. Is he even legal?

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Katie24121
Katie24121

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no_way
no_way

Bob Norman?  lol

bbrady25
bbrady25

smh at no joe girvan on this list.

johnnydrama1
johnnydrama1

No love for Emerson Lotzia from ESPN 106.3/WPTV in West Palm Beach? Dude got robbed!

johnmlinn
johnmlinn

"Who'd you rather?!?" How'd I miss that one!

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