Seven Best Broward Ghosts

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2. Napoleon Broward
Died: October, 1910

Broward is the most ghostly-looking of all the ghosts on this list. Plus the county is named after him. So for those reasons, he makes the list. Napoleon will haunt you with his beady-eyed gaze and his thick quality mustache. He's also known to haunt the Everglades, where he continues to try to drain the water so he can build stuff on it. Broward left a legacy of crapping all over Florida's wilderness and nature, and now that spirit has carried over to Rick Scott, who doesn't give a shit about the environment and the continual spreading of invasive species into the area. Scariest of all, though: You just got a HISTORY LESSON!

"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. wwwwwehhhh."
1. Anna Nicole Smith
Died: February 8, 2007

The ghost of Anna Nicole Smith still haunts the hallways of the Hard Rock, probably. Instead of the usual ghostly haunted boos, her spirit will just make lazy whiney noises until you notice her. She's known to haunt old rich tycoons until they die, and then takes their money. She will also eat all your food when you're sleeping. Also when you're not sleeping. Also when you're literally eating. Anna Nicole's ghost is a hot fat mess, and more of a nuisance than an actual scary entity. The best way to exorcise her is just to ignore her. If... you... caaaan...

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