Seven Best Broward Ghosts

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4. Dave Thomas
Died: January 8, 2002

Perhaps the most polite ghost of the bunch, Dave Thomas is nonetheless dead and from Fort Lauderdale, so he makes the list. The ghost of Dave Thomas will badger you into buying square-shaped burgers and swear that they're healthier than other fast-food burgers when, in reality, they're beef-grease sponge patties. Terrifying!

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3. Lee Majors
Dead: ?

We're not sure he's actually dead. We'll say mostly alive. The ghost of Lee Majors will glare at you with an arched eyebrow and sing the theme song to The Fall Guy over and over. He'll also haunt your dinner parties and then bore your guests to death as he regales them with stories of his marriage to Farrah Fawcett. He does this mostly to brag that he banged Farrah Fawcett. Most terrifying of all, the ghost of Lee Majors will come at you in super-slow motion as he hums the sounds effects from the Six Million Dollar Man. Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah....

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