Mug-Shot Friday: Creative Product Placement, Emo Neck Tattoos, and Peruvian Boy Bands
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale.
Charges: Possession of cocaine.
This is what happens when one of Robin Hood's Merry Men splits Sherwood Forest for the mean streets. OG Nottingham representin'.
Because, whenever they see you from now on, they'll never have to wonder: "If he was a luxury vehicle, what would he be?"
Anytime the guys in prison are picking teams -- for softball, white supremacist interpretive dance, the after-dinner gang-bang -- this guy is always like, "pick me, pick me, please please please, pick me."