Mug-Shot Friday: The Ultimate Derp Face, Buzzfeed Cats, Demon Spawn
Charges: Cocaine possession.
When you start recognizing this face in crowds, or leering out at your from passing cars on the way to work, when you think you catch him watching you from the end of the bar, or in the corner of the parking garage, when you start seeing him in all your dreams . . . then you'll realize what we've been going through for the past week.
Charges: Retail theft, destroying evidence, fraud.
Somebody made a funny. Damn booking shot camera operator, always dropping the punch line when he's about to click the pic.
Charges: Suspended driver's license.
Signing up to be a part of the guerrilla marketing campaign for Lady Gaga's last album seemed like such a cool thing to do back in 2009. Sigh.