Mug-Shot Friday: Santa Claus Convention Gets Rowdy, LSD-Induced Facial Hair, Kayla's Free
You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
Charges: Hallucinogen sell, traffic 30 kilograms or more of controlled substance.
Note to all the kiddies out there: You want to buy your hallucinogens from someone who knows his product, not someone who shaves his facial hair while on them.
Real talk, this takes some balls. Every time you get into it with anyone, you're basically serving up a not-so-subtle message about where escalate things next. A walking instruction manual.
Charges: Disorderly intoxication.
Ah, it's that time of year again. The temperature is dropping. Days are getting shorter. Every homeless guy in the tricounty area is washing the insects out of his beard and turning up at Sawgrass Mall, looking for their break in the big red suit.