18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst
Because They Call Their Stadium The Swamp
Because nothing says football like a wet, muggy, vile, disgusting piece of shit land that smells like a whorehouse. Swamps are the taint of the Earth. They're wet. They're hot. They stink. And they're unpleasant in every way. So actually, The Swamp is the perfect name for Gater Nation to inhabit.
Because of Their Insufferable Lack of Self-Awareness
The Gater Nation LOVES to talk up the Nevin Shapiro scandal. But it conveniently fails to remember that 44 Gator players have been arrested since 2005, which is an NCAA record.
Because They Still Refuse to Admit That the Gators Have Always Been Afraid to Play the Hurricanes
Never forget: The Gators chose to end their annual game against the Canes during the peak of Miami's dominance in the '80s. COINCIDENCE? No.
And they recently did it again when UF athletic director Jeremy Foley gave some cockamamie "financial" reason the Gators won't be playing Miami again for a while following Saturday's game.
BECAUSE THEY WORSHIP THIS FUCKING GUY