18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst

....Because Most Gator "Fans" Didn't Exist Before the 1990s

What's that? The Gators were a football team before Tim Tebow played? WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? I've been a die-hard, live and breathe Gater fan since 12 years ago!

Because of This Kind of Shit Written by Actual Paid Journalists

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The beloved Ol' Ball Coach who helped us win our first national championship now competes against us in the same division! Teams from Mississippi actually beat us once in awhile! Auburn always gets all the calls!

Auburn always gets all the calls! TEBOW FORBID that we actually lose a game legitimately!

But we don't need another instate rival, even one that is fond of calling us hillbillies (we're from Fort Lauderdale and Tampa and Orlando, not Arkansas or Kentucky).

We're not Arkansas hillbillies. We're Tampa hillbillies. Which means we're toothless inbred mongoloids, but with tans.

Because They Blindly Support Accused Murderers

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AARON HERNANDEZ MAY HAVE SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE AND COMMITTED OTHER ATROCITIES, BUT HIS BRICK SHOULD REMAIN BECAUSE GATER NASHION.

Because of This Guy

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And This Guy

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And This Guy

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19 comments
Michelle Singer
Michelle Singer

This is just an angry Nole writer. I know your school sucks, bro. But you don't have to take it out on us.

Lynne Dear
Lynne Dear

thanks for reminding me... Need to get my Gator flag up in my Nashville neighborhood!

jpl4k3
jpl4k3

Wow, this "author" is a sack of shit. He should be embarrassed by publishing this trash, it makes me wonder if he even got accepted to ANY university. I myself am embarrassed to be a Hurricanes fan with the way this moron represents us.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

"Gayterrr Naytion". 

Really? Had to use a homophobe reference as a put down? Shame on you.

andyschein
andyschein

There's a reason this guy blogs for the Broward Palm Beach New Times and not the Sun Sentinel... He got rejected from UF

LoganB
LoganB

1.  I don't think Miami should be worried about STDs when it has the highest AIDS rate in the US.

2.  Thank God for animated GIFs right?  Otherwise it would have been pretty tough for you to actually WRITE an article.  This seems more like an illustrated slam book of why you're upset about receiving your UF rejection letter.

3.  Usually people number the reasons when they make numbered lists...

jkbane
jkbane

Classy article 

johnnie_zoolander
johnnie_zoolander

#19 Because they show up to the stadium... even when their team isn't playing

lish1981
lish1981

Talk about bitter. I would be too if I was a Cane fan

boom2323
boom2323

@lish1981 I have no idea why we would be bitter. UF has nothing on the UM legacy. You have no idea what you are talking about.

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