18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst
....Because Most Gator "Fans" Didn't Exist Before the 1990s
What's that? The Gators were a football team before Tim Tebow played? WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? I've been a die-hard, live and breathe Gater fan since 12 years ago!
Because of This Kind of Shit Written by Actual Paid Journalists
The beloved Ol' Ball Coach who helped us win our first national championship now competes against us in the same division! Teams from Mississippi actually beat us once in awhile! Auburn always gets all the calls!
Auburn always gets all the calls! TEBOW FORBID that we actually lose a game legitimately!
But we don't need another instate rival, even one that is fond of calling us hillbillies (we're from Fort Lauderdale and Tampa and Orlando, not Arkansas or Kentucky).
We're not Arkansas hillbillies. We're Tampa hillbillies. Which means we're toothless inbred mongoloids, but with tans.
Because They Blindly Support Accused Murderers
Because of This Guy
And This Guy