The 17 Worst Things to Happen to the Miami Dolphins
2. Dan Marino's Retirement
Ever since The Right Arm of God hung em up, the Dolphins have been on the express train to Suckville. They've gone through 17 starting quarterbacks (including Joey Harrington and Brian Griese, for shitsake!) and have generally been abysmal ever since the greatest Dolphin ever retired in 1999.
Is there a Marino Curse?
No. Because sucking this horribly is an art form, and calling it a "curse" would be an insult to the assholes who have worked so hard to make this team suck so hard for more than a decade.
And the number-one Bad Thing That Has Happened to the Dolphins: