The 17 Worst Things to Happen to the Miami Dolphins
14. Chad Pennington Was Almost the Guy, if Not for All Those Damned Injuries
Chad Pennington led the Dolphins to the division title in 2008 and had everything you want in your franchise quarterback, except for a penchant to get injured from the slightest hit. Pennington was insanely accurate, commanded the offense with authority, and brought the star quality and talent we hadn't seen since Dan Marino. He was perfect. Except for the whole shoulder-ligaments-having-the-same-density-as-peanut-brittle thing.
13. Brandon Marshall Was a Crazy Person While Here
Brandon Marshall obliterated offenses for Denver.
Brandon Marshall came to the Dolphins.
Brandon Marshall was a crazy person here.
The Dolphins let him go.
Brandon Marshall is now obliterating offenses for Chicago.
[sad trombone sound]
12. The Hiring of Bill Parcells
Which led to...