George Zimmerman Goes Shopping for a Tactical Shotgun in Florida

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So, let's say you're George Zimmerman.

Wait, we take that back. (Sorry for the offense.)

Let's say you're pretending to be George Zimmerman in a highly hypothetical moment of conjecture. Better? Better.

And you first kill a child gripping candy and wearing a sweatshirt because -- egads! -- he's coming to get you. Then, in an incredible moment of the Florida justice system acting like the Florida justice system, you beat the murder rap.

Then -- because where else could you possibly go on this Earth? -- you go to Texas. And -- because what else could you possibly do in Texas -- you drive really, really fast while there are guns in the car.

But are there are enough guns? you wonder. No, there aren't, you think. Because you're George Zimmerman, and your truck doesn't yet have TACTICAL WEAPONS.

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Joe Mason
Joe Mason

he has his gun and plenty more donated to him

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

How about commenting on the Christopher Lane murder instead? You know? The one murdered by the 3  "bored" teenagers. Lots of implications in that one.

Jack Licata
Jack Licata

You really think this is the first time he was looking for a gun? He got pulled over in Texas and was in possession of one then. This isn't news. That's all.

Danny Morin
Danny Morin

He was acquitted. His gun was stolen by the court who has refused to give it back. why wouldn't he buy another one.

Driveby
Driveby

He is looking for a gun for his wife, Joe Biden said "Buy your wife a Shotgun!".

Kel-Tec is the only company in Florida that makes Shotguns.

And the last Kel-Tec (PF-9) he owned proved to be reliable.

The only question that I have is will he buy it in Green, Tan, Or Black

This all makes sense to me....

Terry McCoy
Terry McCoy

I think a lot of people would care about this considering he narrowly escaped serving time for shooting an unarmed teen -- and now, if this TMZ report is accurate, is on the hunt for more guns.

Chris Cvnt
Chris Cvnt

I could give two fucks what that murderer is doing with his borrowed time stop fuckin printing stories about him and maybe he'll die off in a hole somewhere. #Overit

Danny Morin
Danny Morin

Considering the court refuses to give him his gun back, I'd say yeah he does need another one.

FredF
FredF

still ignoring the beating Trayon put on Zimmerman?  noticed that was in the PSA too.

Where is the part about the broken nose and head wounds


how do you explain that part? 


With all the threats, its surprising he hasn't been killed yet.  I can't blame hi

m for wanting to defend himself.

Da Marlin
Da Marlin

@KennyPowersII What about the 88 year old WW II vetran that was beaten to death in Spokane, WA by 2 16 year olds, dare I say it ? yes, they were black and the old man was white, his nickname was "shorty" because he didn't quite clear 5' tall.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

@Terry McCoy Narrowly? Come on. How is acquitted by a jury of his peers narrowly escaping?

ki4pem
ki4pem

@Danny Morin He got His Gun Back And plenty more Have been Donated to Him 

Zena
Zena

@FredF Uh... he had no visible injuries in any of the photos after the incident.

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