8 Dumbest Florida Criminals of the Month of August
2. This Guy Can't Stop Having Sex With Dogs
This not-at-all-creepy-looking bespectacled gent you see here was arrested twice in one week for having sex with two different dogs, with one other dog possibly awaiting the man's amorous advances.
James Lee Lyons nabbed one of his neighbor's dogs and had sex with it. He was arrested for this.
When Animal Control Officers went to his house to make sure he wasn't having sex with the dog anymore, they reportedly found two dogs. And yes, he had allegedly had sex with at least one of them.
When a vet checked the female 42-pound terrier mix, he found injuries to the dog's genitals.
According to the vet, the terrier suffered "a great amount of pain" and continues to suffer through the healing process, which is both gross and horrifying.
1. Man Bites Off an Ear and Puts It Into Coffee Creamer to Preserve It
Kenneth Thompson walked into his home and found his female roommate hanging out in the kitchen.
The man didn't like seeing some dude hanging out with her, so he decided to wrestle the dude.
In the middle of the fight, Thompson bit down on the man's ear, ripped off a piece, and spit it into his hand before dropping it into a coffee mug, pouring creamer in it, and placing it in the fridge.
Thompson would later tell police he did that because he heard that's how people preserve teeth that had fallen out of their mouths.