8 Dumbest Florida Criminals of the Month of August
Avelino Urbano Garon, 59, pulled a knife on his wife over an argument about whose responsibility it is to clean out the cat litter.
Garon reportedly became angrier and angrier during the argument and even threatened to throw their cat against the wall.
He then allegedly pulled out a knife and said, "Do you want me to kill you? I will kill you."
When cops arrived, Garon gave a statement, saying it is his belief that a wife is responsible for cleaning out the kitty litter and, as far as he's concerned, he was right in pulling out a knife and threatening to take her life over it.
Hear that, ladies? Raise the kids, cook the meals, and clean the cat shit. IS THAT SO HARD?
According to a Maitland Police report, local residents called the cops to tell them that a naked man was walking a dog around the neighborhood.
According to the arrest records, when police approached Campbell and asked him where his clothes were, he said, "This is God's house."
Campbell then began to threaten one of the cops, saying he was going to kill the officer.
That's when they decided to Taser his naked ass and take him into custody.
Police said Campbell eventually fessed up to being under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms.