The 11 Worst Drivers on I-95

Categories: Broward News

5. The driver who's a cop and going faster than everyone. What the fuck? What nether world is this? YOU'RE A POLICE OFFICER. Some early mornings, all we see zipping past doing 95 is some black-and-white blur and the words "City of Opa-Locka" or "Pembroke Pines." And we definitely don't see flashing reds and blues. Someone really should look into this. Oh, wait, someone already did. South Florida cops: To serve, protect, and break the sound barrier.

4. The driver switching lanes all the time. Just fucking pick one. Please, for everyone's sake. No matter what lane you chose, the traffic will not disappear.

3. The driver who flashes his brights at you for reasons unclear. Que? Why are you doing that? What are you trying to communicate? Did Little Timmy fall into the well again? WHAT IS IT? Ooohh, you just want us to go faster. Guess what, fool? We can't. You know why? THIS IS I-95.

2. The driver who has mattresses/chairs/bed frames/two-by-fours/other ubiquitous items strapped to their roof. Psssst. Here's a hint: IT'S CALLED A UHAUL TRUCK. You can reach them at this number: 954-525-4125. And no, you can't latch your couch to the back of your Kia.

1. Whoever owns this car.

pero_que_shiny.jpg
Rodriguez/Codik
Biebsy, is that you?

Follow Terrence McCoy on Twitter





Sponsor Content

My Voice Nation Help
5 comments
frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

.................................."5. The driver who's a cop and going faster than everyone" ...............didn't the Sun-Sentienl win its ONLY pulitzer-to-date by EXPOSING COPS here is MIAMI DRIVING through rail-road crossings while the gates were DOWN ?

and isn't the single largest municipal settlement awaiting legislative approval to be paid out to a victim of a LEO who raced through a stop-sign with his patrol car because he was late for inspection and t-boned the victim in a multi-million dollar award ?

floydianslipped
floydianslipped

ITEM 7: READ THE LAW CORRECTLY TEXTING IS A SECONDARY OFFENSE- Police CANNOT pull you over ONLY IF THEY SEE YOU TEXTING- they can only issue you a separate citation for Texting IF THEY CATCH YOU SPEEDING etc. (furthermore, law enforcement and emergency personnel are exempted from punishment NO BULLSHIT looki it up Florida Senate 316.305 F.S. Section 3 Paragraph (a), Item 1. & Item 2.)

Alex Johnson
Alex Johnson

no, EVERY pick up truck driver. FYI it wasnt the democrats that eliminated high paying blue collar jobs in this country ....

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

........................well then FTPD don't comply because some mornings, today included, FLPD pull over any drivers texting as they exit 95 N ramp onto eastbound Broward Blvd - what else would they be pulling over so many cars for ? seat-belt ? it can't be speeding because the cars are crawling into traffic

ryanmcgnnss
ryanmcgnnss

always got to be the one idiot who brings up democrats or republicans

Now Trending

Miami Concert Tickets

Around The Web

From the Vault

 

General

Loading...